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Election Day Coupon
Fuck me. I really wish I was in MN tomorrow. Any large 1-topping pizza or triple order of Topperstix for $3.99. Take advantage of this shit people.
Okay, now you can talk about how gross Topper's is and how there are sooo many different, better pizza places and how they should pay YOU $3.99 just to eat it.
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by "tomorrow", i mean election day.
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yeah i already having 100fortotalpercent pizzaapartytime thank you elekshun!!!
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Eating Topper's will give you a case of mad rotgut and will prevent you from waiting in line to vote. The media should do an in-depth expose on this.
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Ha! my friends won free pizza for a year to toppers.
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I just heard that Starbuck's will give you a free cup of coffee if you go there after you vote. So if you vote in the morning and then go past a Starbuck's, go inside and make them give you free stuff.
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Chipotle has been good for a free burrito on Election Day in the past.
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I'm going to go to Target tomorrow and try walking out with a cart full of shit. If they stop me, I'll just look at them with a semi-confused look and say, "but.....I voted."
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I wish that I could vote on sandwiches tomorrow instead of people.
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I will be writing in sandwiches.
With sandwiches.
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I wish they would use large pizzas instead of bread in their sandwiches.
Pizza
Chicken
Pizza
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Just wait till you experience still life's & Knuckles' Grilled Pizza Burgers.
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Pizza
Burger
Pizza
?
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I make sushi with fruit roll-ups, nerds and hotdogs.
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I'd like to see a philly cheese steak sando wrapped in a XL stuffed crust pepperoni pizza, breaded, deep fried and sold in 15 gallon Rubbermaid tub filled with mashed potatoes and corn, slathered with buttery and gravy.
It will come with a large wooden spoon and a straw.
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MMM you got it.
Grilled pizza
Grilled burger
Grilled pizza
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you should finish that off by sprinkling some tacos over the top.
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Doubledecker Chalupas battered and rolled in Potato Oles, BBQ'd to perfection.
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Anyone have anything good to say about Toppers? There's one opening in the old Betsy's Back Door Coffee spot on Nicollet at 54th.
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I curious too. One in the hood.
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had it once a long time ago. it was not good.
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stuffedpheasant
9/29/08 11:42 PM toppers is grody.
cv_josh
9/30/08 9:09 AM it is really really really gross.
stuffedpheasant
9/30/08 10:05 AM Little Caesars is exponentially better than Toppers when price is taken into account.
cv_josh
9/30/08 9:41 AM its kinda like bad pizza hut.
donnyyy
10/03/11 10:49 PM Toppers is the worst pizza that was ever made. seriously tastes like cardboard with spaghetti sauce on it.
kobbybahn
10/04/11 12:11 AM I've had plenty of pizzas that are worse than Toppers. But out of the chains, yeah, it's probably the worst.
dog
2/03/10 9:06 AM red dog and toppers pizza will give a person bad dreams
-- Reviews sourced from several different threads.
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r u dan.com?
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I trust these people, and thank you, but geez did anyone ever take a creative writing class.
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I know I haven't, but only because it wasn't required for a minor in pizza journalism.
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toppers is garbage
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I won't eat it when it's offered, and I literally had Little Caesars for dinner last night.
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Well that sure seems...unequivocal.
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you literally HAD it? damn!
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I guess you all know I'm trying it anyway.
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dannypaws 3/30/10 6:05 PM.
If it's free and isn't toppers of little caesars, then it's okay by my standards.
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princelumber
10/26/10 8:11 PM
i don't know what "topped me bare" means.
Senator Butthole J.
10/26/10 8:19 PM
fucked you with no condom
pitpat
10/26/10 8:21 PM
I think it can also mean ordering a pizza from Toppers with just cheese.
Senator Butthole J.
10/26/10 8:35 PM
ick!
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adam
3/25/08 4:18 AM
i've regretted a lot, but i've never regretted a pizza
howie_ZZ
12/16/11 12:09 PM
you have never eaten a topper's pizza
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Now there's just no way it can be that bad.
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Damn you Topper's Reverse Psychology Street Team
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i was like whoa. baaaaad
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Enough already, you sold me!
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boris parsley
5/31/12 6:19 PM
Damn you Topper's Reverse Psychology Street Team
That explains their new ad campaign.
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hahaaha
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wow. that's pretty BALLER.
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Hahahahahahaa
Praise jah for you DJ. Truly, you are the upper echelon of posters.
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Okay the twitter side of this survey is generating similar returns EXCEPT some general positivity towards the Topperstix©®™ garlic bread product.
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yeah, I'm sure they're really good.
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adam
3/25/08 4:18 AM
i've regretted a lot, but i've never regretted a pizza
howie_ZZ
12/16/11 12:09 PM
you have never eaten a topper's pizza
adam
12/16/11 12:11 PM
I had some bread sticks once from there
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Topperstix are the best food ever.
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See?
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This guy OBVIOUSLY knows his food.
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topperstix were OK. but compared to the garbage pizza anything woulda been great. also SOMEBODY forgot to use his coupon and the total for our two pizzas and stix was something like 50 bucks
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it's pizza, it's edible at worst
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adam
5/31/12 8:00 PM
it's pizza, it's edible at worst
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Guys, I have not ever had Toppers pizza. What's it like?
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howie_ZZ
5/31/12 7:58 PM
topperstix were OK. but compared to the garbage pizza anything woulda been great. also SOMEBODY forgot to use his coupon and the total for our two pizzas and stix was something like 50 bucks
True, but I paid the difference. Win/win
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If anybody finds value in waiting in a fucking line all day on a saturday they are giving the first 50 people in their line free food for a year. Maybe you could sell your pizza for some little ceasers.
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haha i know MMM. i just liked that moment of shock we had. when you told us how much it was. hilarity!
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Sometimes I stand across the street from the one by lake & lyndale and wonder... hmm but then I snap out of it with a "nah, Uptown Pizza and Galactic are close."
Seriously though, Toppers is one pizza I've never had. With that said I would at least try it.
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I'd just get a plain cheese though.
Also, I enjoy a cheese pizza from little caesars on occasion.
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Nice one Turlough's Axe.
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topperstix are good. that can not be denied by friend nor foe
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Hahahaha rain-soaked box of poisoned buttholes.
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Someone buy me a Toppers pizza so I can try it.
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dun
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I stand for Toppers. You gotta have that one pizza place that sucks, but is so cheap and convenient and "tasty" that you end up ordering it when the situation calls for it. Its better than little Caesars, dominoes, etc, and open super late and willing to deliver.
Not better than Papa Johns, which I sorta love for some reason
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