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that first pic is so bawler.
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is that a loaf of bread? (in that first pic)
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Wheelchair SPINNERS!
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Is being in a wheelchair because you're fat considered baller?
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Dogg in the first pic is Tunisian. All kickin' off the Arab spring. Way to go breadgunner!
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<a href="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmunt7Fx4z1qzre7ko1_400.jpg">
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John Sebastian is the anti-baller
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i love this thread.
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warning: not funny picture content
took my first real grown up business trip today. hopped a plane to chicago this morning, ate lunch at the top of the hancock building with a bunch of VPs and senior leaders at big time companies, got on a plane and came back home 'round supper time. feelin' pretty baller.
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Fancy indeed.
Did you agonize over big boy clothing choices?
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that shit's bawler.
a great american thread
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SORRY
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holy shit. percy, that pic is amazong.
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wow auch
nice gams
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dangggggg wtf
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Nice log!
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BALLER AS FUCK.
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Waiting for a table at El Compadre in LA last night I sat at the bar next to Playboy's Miss July 2011. People kept asking me for permission to get their picture taken with her thinking I was her bodyguard. I was just all "Go Ahead, Creeps."
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"CYA"
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http://deadspin.com/5830655/our-five-favorite-athletes-x-comedy-movietv-appearances
"[T]he show had to stop production on multiple occasions because Christopher Hewett, Mr. Belvedere, sat on his own balls. To summarize: For five seasons Uecker carried a network series about a British butler with a lisp living with a family in Pittsburgh and did it with a "star" who repeatedly missed work because he used his own testicles as furniture."
Is this the right thread for that?
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whoa, dude is ejecting kind of at the last minute up there
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hahah YES!
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I hope those are his red & green parachute pants.
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Looks like a flag to me :(
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The hores really pulls that last one together.
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Horse.
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<img src"http://newspaper.li/static/7f087a8a23f8afb1b246032d96473d06.jpg">
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Already posted in the T-wolves thread, but this
is baller
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easily one of the best threads. and that last pic you posted, jam... incredible.
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aw shit wat dat?
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For cute!
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awww, she's going Robocop hunting
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MIA still SUX
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Yeah, but those dogs in that car are having a BLAST.
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hahaha yes!
the passenger side dog is very stoic looking
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hahahahahahahaha, fucking love that gif. BRAAAAAAAKE!
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Woulda been more baller if the pup had a similar helmet on
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Uncle Jam
2/18/12 10:52 AM Woulda been more baller if the pup had a similar helmet on
The "ballerest" part of that picture is, in fact, the cup holder and spillproof mug.
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John Fairfax, Who Rowed Across Oceans, Dies at 74
… At 9, he settled a dispute with a pistol. At 13, he lit out for the Amazon jungle.
At 20, he attempted suicide-by-jaguar. Afterward he was apprenticed to a pirate. To please his mother, who did not take kindly to his being a pirate, he briefly managed a mink farm, one of the few truly dull entries on his otherwise crackling résumé, which lately included a career as a professional gambler. ...
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whoa dude thats quite the impalement.
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Quite the endowment, you mean.
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Chance's favorite Star Wars character!
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yo dunderchief,
post that baller pic of boy with toy gun/dog.
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One step closer to mechanized damnation.
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whoa thanks, even more amazing!
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ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
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haha whoa
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we have a winner
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...mother of god
I WANT IN IT
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that's like the punk cover of a rap song
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shit's opposite of baller.
fuckheads.
They are actually making me want to donate money to Kony.
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yeah i mean i dont think this is really a cool move, but man
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KONY is the new JOPY
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I haven't been down to the spoon in a while, but I'm pretty sure thats always been there.
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KONY IS THE NEW DKNY
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best thread ever
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THAT BIKE IS A PIPE BOMB
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gives suicide gear a whole nutha meanin'.
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once again FALLER
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takes some pretty big balls to make a statement like that.
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Baller is a star of mind
baller is a kid in an oversize uniforms picking up fouls
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4. someone who quotes urbandictionary.com
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Nice new wives!
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I would totes party with those hombres.
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hahahahaha where is that???
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i'm just driving a boat around somewhere, dude.
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hold on, let me put on my boat driving gloves
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i won't post too much baller stuff about my life in here but i try to do one baller thing for myself a day. everyone should try it.
one thing more though, i did make a blunt out of 10 different kinds of weed and used the wrap from a Havana cigar to roll it in. Then smoked it pretty much to myself as there was only one other person in the room and they were too big of baby to smoke with me.
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did you do that in mexico, brah?
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i did that an hour ago.
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What are you talking about tears? I smoked ultra-baller-cohiba blunt with you! I was just telling that story the other night.
Baller.
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i believe you smoked some of it.
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fuck yes, mr tears totes balling like a baller
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we should have baller waffles again sometime.
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some people like the finer things in life, i like the finest things in life.
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i'm glad there is a place for us, Soapy. thanks for the thread.
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u can be baller here
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HOLY SHIT
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wow..
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nature wil destroy us all
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!!
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I bet he used the old schoolyard FBI (female body inspectors) trick.
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I would love to know what kind of sexy crimes they committed.
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that's from harmony korine's new movie 'spring breakers' starring james franco as RiFF RAFF
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holy shit i am doing that the next time i get in a fight
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Ha! That is mesmerizing.
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Badass! That is "baller".
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what the fuck? ya'll ain't never seen a hurricanrana before? quit making luchadores cry, it's clammy enough under those masks already.
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I didn't think that move worked in real life without wire-work or CGI or some sort of sexy outfit at least.
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at least she's got pigtails
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I don't think it does really work.
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that shit is real
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some people like the finer things in life, i like the finest things in life.
I just made that my "favorite quote" on facebook. Not joking.
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danjohnson - that move does not work, that clip is the same thing as WWE. He gives her a boost, and then does a front flip.
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That's not a hurricanrana. In pro wrestling it's referred to as a spinning or satellite headscissors takedown. I don't know what it's called in the martial arts because that shit is faaaaaaaaaake.
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I saw Black Widow Scarlet Johansson do that move in Iron Man 2 recently. And then the director was all boxing one guy for a long time. Oh my god it was a good one.
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kinda similar but flying arm bar is some real shit though, thats judo dawg.
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Judo is soooo fake.
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I am not saying martial arts is fake - I am saying that video is fake.
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I'm saying martial arts are fake. Bruce Lee tried to tell the world that and was killed for it.
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Kicking a guy in the face can be pretty real.
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Yeah, tell that to Chuck Norris
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Indeed. Take a spin kick from a cowboy boot clad foot and call me in the morning.
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Dude totally gives her a boost in that video. Fake.
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Totally "fake". It looks like one of those pseudo martial arts/dance performance routines.
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Oh, wait, I forgot to post about the moth that rode my windshield, face down into the wind, the whole way home from downtown, then flew off as soon as I pulled into my driveway.
"Thanks for the lift, bro."
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You should have directed that moth to your "Cash, Ass, or Grass..." bumper sticker.
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Dustroyer
5/11/12 8:39 AM
Dude totally gives her a boost in that video. Fake.
Still fun to watch.
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It's like ET, but their walkie talkies have become guns.
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Wait till that kid pulls out his LOAF OF BAGUETTE BREAD AND MOWS DOWN ALL THEM RIOT POLICE.
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too bad that bomb in his pants ain't just a big poo
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He is actually their leader.
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Holy fuck. You guys have been posting some good ones lately.
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i would marry all of them.
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gertrude!
5/10/12 3:32 PM
some people like the finer things in life, i like the finest things in life.
I just made that my "favorite quote" on facebook. Not joking.
i'm honored!
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goat claw
5/12/12 1:08 AM
i would marry all of them.
Seriously, major babes!
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That dude's loving that smoke.
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I'm rethinking smoke-free hetrosexuality.
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gah, now i see why this thread is NSFW - goodbye concentration!
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Like that Honda Scooter ad from the same era I'm pretty sure that is a wax replica of Lou
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never forget
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...scootscootscoot...
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If RoboCop was a pussy he'd ride that particular scooter. But he'd paint it gun metal grey like his Taurus.
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Robocop could ride a stick pony and he'd still get the job done.
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Is she talking into a gynophone?
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Saw a kid, probably 10 years old, walking across Central Ave on 18th today. Nikes, jeans, white t-shirt, neon sunglasses and carrying a squirt gun. I think he was going to his friend's house because he walked up to a house, knocked on the door and then kinda leaned on the porch. Sorry, "stoop".
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window is real small or monitor is real big.
fake.
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The terrorists have surely won when the airplanes they're comandeering into buildings start tossing out junky outdated monitors.
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The photo maybe fake, but the meaning of the photo is REAL
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that's his "O" face
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The ravages of veganism.
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He looks healthier than the 3 women standing next to him.
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They're all running low grade fevers.
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especially carrottop's sister
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Finally a use for Tech Decks.
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That bird knows how to party.
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ho, man. poor wolfie. :(
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if we didn't do that to wolves they would do it to us.
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Bird tech deck amazing
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Bicorn Halfelven
5/24/12 10:31 PM
Finally a use for Tech Decks parakeets.
FYP
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<a href="http://now.msn.com/now-plus/0526-belarus-soccer.aspx">This 5-year old subs in for his dad<a/>
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IMAGE REMOVED - CLICK TO VIEW
In Spanish I obtained this for my 8 years that diversion thought outside that so that it has a book of the joke that he could talk about.
Yes, there are portions of sensiblero, the cabrito-type jokes in here that would be great unless there is also, what I consider, the inadequate jokes so that a cabrito says.
My son said the one to me that is on one lady who feel next to a black man in a plane and complaint to sit down next to the revolting black man. You are teasing to me? In a KIDS' book of the joke? I had to explain son is what a racist one and because it' nonfunny s to count a joke has taste of that.
Also I apologized to him by not scoping that this book towards outside before putting it in his ignites.
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also my submission to the Ceder Cultural Center t-shirt design contest is pretty #BALLIN
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Nice.
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Strumming on the wrong side of the bridge.
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Yes.
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ha!
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Mecha Heine Abe
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those ladies rule.
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Especially the lady on the left who has cats snout rather than a nose.
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haha, the one front center is killing it so hard at trying to look mature.
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I think of this thread whenever the Diamond Jubilee is mentioned. 60 years on the throne is pretty badass.
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worse at what?
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amen!
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fuck everyone in that gif so hard.
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gross dude. keep your sick fantasies to yourself next time please and thanks.
Also:
O'DOYLE RULES
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i see what you did there.
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HAHA DCH haters will love that one, cruelty to cows as well.
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I gave a little holler for this skateboarding one. Nice!
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haha!
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oh snap
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Clearly he is there to mack on Justin's mom or girlfriend
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Why are they wearing such ill-fitting clothes?
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The Curious Case of the Shrinking Old People
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UJ, love that move and done it a few times myself...hell, Monday night I called game as I shot a game winner.
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Doesn't matter, as long as the last shot can be captured and a youtube clip and put on the internet, no one cares!
Mike Vick basically did it against the Vikes when he had a 50+ yard TD run in overtime. I didn't realized he walked back out though, not as bad ass.
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The thing where women in traditional garb talk hands-free on a fliipphone by sticking it in their headdress just so.
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^ love that.
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Ehhhh.. my mother wrestled a hombre in a bullring in Mexico in the late 1940s.
I venture to guess she would have kicked the asses of both of those overdressed weirdos.
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hahaha
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zom-zom's mom-mom = baller as fuck.
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So true CoF
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Count Robert de La Rochefoucauld, RIP:
Count Robert de La Rochefoucauld, who has died aged 88, escaped from Occupied France to join the Special Operations Executive (SOE); parachuted back on sabotage missions, he twice faced execution, only to escape on both occasions, once dressed as a Nazi guard.
Other disguises also came in useful. On the run in occupied Bordeaux he dressed as a nun. In later life he helped Maurice Papon to flee to Switzerland. ...
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Richard Branson having a brew with Cthulhu, Baller indeed.
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The comments for that video are doing what they do best: Not checking to see if the most obvious comment has already been made 9,000 times.
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i'd be awesome if when she uses that she goes "want to meet my biggest fan?"
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That is AHHMAZING. What's it from?
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Pier One, probably.
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It didn't have a source, sadly. It's definitely a drag ball, though!
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Looked like the place to be, for sure.
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lucky guy.
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Into it.
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<3
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very round!
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This is why no one wants to touch money.
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danjohnson
7/08/12 11:31 AM
Pier One, probably.
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WHOA @ that lion video! Arguably the most baller thing in this thread
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cool snake suit!
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goodnight moon
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hahahaha, this is killing me
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clowns
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You've got to be kidding me. If I had a car, that would be the one. I would drive the shit out of that. Beats Citröen, even. Not easy to do. Possibly even cooler than a BMW Isetta.
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i was referring to the fact that there are more people standing around the car than can fit into it, ie clown car
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O yes.
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trve
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fuck yeah. that's amazing. does the snake move first? i'm not sure i can tell.
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^i watched this like five times in a row this morning and every time it makes me well up and get an adrenaline rush at the same time.
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Whoa, that was awesome.
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Now THAT is truly baller.
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the sphincter of god
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First response to the paralympics is actually pretty baller.
Same Sad Echo 5 hours ago
Sorry, this clip doesn't do much for me. I'm pretty well hyped all day long. When I make coffee, it's "the best coffee in the world." When I take my kids to day care, I'm "the undisputed king of commuting." When I take my morning dump, I'm the "pound for pound, Mayor of Brown Town." When I make sweet love to my wife, I make "the best case for O-face."
Of course, I do pay Don King to follow me around narrate my life.
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the few, the proud ...
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looks like the snake moves first
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the snake definitely moves first, but he's thinking horizontally AND vertically, the croc is thinking only vertically. Nice fake out. Although I would like to see what happened about 5 seconds after that.
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They get married.
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aaaaaahahahahahahahaha YES
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Today I ate a few bites of a really decadent delicious fruit tart while getting a blow job..
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I think that vocal style of opening the throat and the voice to the utmost supreme is absolutely beautiful. The traditional singing styles of Africa have every other continent beat by a mile; besides, maybe, Asia. Throat-singing is super wicked.
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yes!
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HAHAHAHAH OMFG MANNY YES.
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u can b baller in here
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Personally, I think the things in this thread that are expensive are the least baller, the free, finely polished guts are baller.
The first post is best, the yacht is especially dumb.
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Also, Anton Lavey and goatclaw/prkr
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they are baller, not dumb.
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that spill rings familiar bells re: a post in the complainy singles thread via me
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finally watched the paralympics commercial christ o fire posted.
unbeatable.
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Manny, ha ha ha.
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The polar bears r as chainless as they r baller.
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RIP
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Oh yeah, he was the only dude who made it through both death star fights. Nice job.
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RIP
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for the mrmb kfan listeners, and in the spirit of the olympics. from barreiro's page:
<a href=" http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5LHid-nC45k">dave wottle wins 800m race from impossible distance behind in the last 50m</a>
dude wore a golf cap every time he ran track. baller.
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wow
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so cool.
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thanks for the site!
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Sweet. USA.
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Haha. Goddamn, that is amazing.
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That was a huge moment for guys who wear shitty hats. Feels real good to be one of them when you watch that.
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that show is so awesome
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What show is that? Eric Andre?
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indeed
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Jesus Christ, WTF is wrong with Gary's soft serve?
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That multi-headed dq cone by itself is baller. No Busey needed.
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Ha, yes!
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Why does the guy in the blue shirt on the left, and I assume his mother, appear to be photoshopped into the picture?
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not shopped! Those were the judges.
and I assume it has something to do with sharyn's camera focus or depth of field or I don't actually know about that kind of stuff.
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Heh. My new 50mm just has a really shallow depth of field.
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Freddy is pretty dashing and handsome by philosopher standards.
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John Stuart Mill looks like he can't remember if he has any more butterscotch candies in the pockets of his waist-coat.
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one in his forehead
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John Stuart Mill: Baller.
Wikipedia:
John Stuart Mill was a notably precocious child. He describes his education in his autobiography. At the age of three he was taught Greek.[7] By the age of eight he had read Aesop's Fables, Xenophon's Anabasis,[7] and the whole of Herodotus,[7] and was acquainted with Lucian, Diogenes Laërtius, Isocrates and six dialogues of Plato.[7] He had also read a great deal of history in English and had been taught arithmetic.
At the age of eight he began learning Latin, Euclid, and algebra, and was appointed schoolmaster to the younger children of the family. His main reading was still history, but he went through all the commonly taught Latin and Greek authors and by the age of ten could read Plato and Demosthenes with ease. His father also thought that it was important for Mill to study and compose poetry. One of Mill's earliest poetry compositions was a continuation of the Iliad.
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nevermind
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http://cheezburger.com/6532008704
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"Cool Pack Cool"
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haha, who is that?
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danjohnson
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Freddy is pretty dashing and handsome by philosopher standards.
---least baller thing about him is that it may have never gotten him LAID.
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I'm guessing that is Kim Fowley.
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What were you Googling to find that?
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Meavy, that poster is bending my brain. I ... don't .... under ... stand!
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I guess Sims 3.
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HUEHEA?
HEUHEU?
HEAHUE?
HUHUEH?
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Meavy posted the funniest thing I've seen in MONTHS.
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I bet she likes Roller Derby.
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That's it right there.
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Well, the Classical is 2-fer-2.
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Is that a plastic bowler hat from Broker's gin?
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Sheds skin? Drinks gin.
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Gregs Ginn
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Nice bearings, FAG!
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You know that snake totally talks like a Guy Ritchie villain.
"Oi'm gunna squeeze you. Oi'm gunna squeeze ev'ry lahst bref ou' of you."
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Harumph!
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:(
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rip
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NOT BALLER
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👀
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^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
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Oh, my god.
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What the fuck is that?!
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Two small hamburgers on a skewer within a bloody mary.
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As if that weren't enough, one is beef and one is lamb.
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is that at alcatraz? cool.
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hell yeah
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holy shit wow
"just breathe"
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Roddy Piper was the most messed up one in there.
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Good god, I botched that link job. First one was bad html, second time I used a different link to something someone already posted here. Sometimes I don't know how I have survived this long.
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My opinion: Some dingus's fort ≠ baller
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My ex-husband wanted me to sell my house and have the three of us move into a tiny house, not unlike this one.
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my buddy in Iowa had an ugly divorce, etc, and moved back into DSM proper. When asked if he was going to have roommates in his new big house, he stated "No, having roommates isn't baller."
I instantly thought of this thread but just remembered it now.
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god, what a beaut!
hey, My parents have a disintegrating little tin shed on the edge of their wooded property that I lived in when I was 17, right before college. The whole summer. It was basically so I could run around all fucking night with other sleazy friends of mine and drink alcohol for once.
Once I got out of there and skateboarded all the way to the next town in my underwear and smoked weed for the first time in a friend's souped up Mustang.
Once I had my friends over to a TV party in the shed, but they got bored.
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I had an acquaintance in high school named Quentin whom me and my friends would hunt down at parties, where he would be drunk, and we wouldn't be, and convince him to give me the keys to his clapped-out Mustang Mach 1 with perforated floorboards, alarming gasoline stench, and skinny tires, and then drive it at 100mph in pitch blackness in the woods. Then we'd return it safely as he slept it off.
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Sounds very Wisconsin.
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Keep tryin, guys. You can do this.
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Anne Geddes has fallen on hard times.
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Would you be more afraid to stand under the smallest crane, or the second biggest crane?
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damn donut queen is def baller.
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I'll bet when a person rolls over and falls off the mantle onto a pair of fireplace tongs, part of them wishes they hadn't been naked for that.
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lol at anne geddes joke!
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One of those ladies looks like Alice Cooper.
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alright, thread SAVED.
thanks Shar et al!
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are those pools on all those balconies? SICK BRAH.
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Chemicals or a clever hat?
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faceman, that pic is amazing.
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sharyn, who is that?
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I wish I knew! Found her, with no info, on a tumblr full of cool old photos.
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She looks like a bizarro Missdragon, sort of. Maybe?
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Ha! A long lost relative, perhaps.
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Who would win in a fight - Washington or Lincoln?
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hahahahahahaha
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lol
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genius.
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YES
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YES.
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that is fuckin' sweet.
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I was sold WAY before he grabbed the dude, and then he grabbed the dude.
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These are the flicks Stallone watches, the ones he's trying to out-do. Ain't gonna happen, by my money...
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What film
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movie is called singham http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singham
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Herr Mayor
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He ought to be juggling them slabs.
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That could be dangerous if he tipped over with all those hooks hanging around.
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TA: That's exactly why he is ballin out of control.
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SAFETY is baller, guy.
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YOU CAN'T BRING ME DOWN
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in Conan we trvst
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hahaha!
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haha!
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burt!
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If you have to spit all over her feet to get a size 6 on her, SHE'S NOT A SIZE 6.
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They're not going to let her stay in the waiting area of that Woodfire Grill anymore if she lights that cigar.
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a study in motion
11/10/12 11:55 PM
burt!
Little known fact, Burt is short for butt hurt.
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cats should NOT smoke pipes.
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hahahahahaha
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hahahaha ahhhhhhhhh
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oof yeesh...
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hair club for men
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mmm oysters.
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o ye
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"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."
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hahaha
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BRILLIANT
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danjohnson nail'd it
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God damn it. I miss Macho Man so much.
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Ralph Mario Poffo
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HAHA YESSS!!
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he's not so tall
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Got this one from the same guy I got the macho man one from. I'm basically re-posting his facebook feed. O well. Still baller.
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Haha fatties are even shaped like ballers. Nice post, UJ.
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Oh no, I think that is my brother.
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Kidding! But only because he doesn't post pictures on the internet. Otherwise... :/
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I think the guy with the sodas might be Chad Weis.
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I love a good drink-serving robot.
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A high school buddy of mine once dumpstered one (curiously named Emiglio) that also had a voice box in it so you could covertly speak into a walkie-talkie and have it reproduce what you were saying in a robot voice. That robot partied with us every time after that.
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sorry, E.M.I.G.L.I.O.
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Fuck, cocksucker!
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sorry, wrong thread.
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I must have circled that robot in the Sears catalog like, seven years in a row at my grandparents house, but I never got one. I did get sweet GI Joe vehicles, so I'm not too upset.
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even more baller:
part of a protest for disability rights in bolivia. this woman, with only one arm and one leg, is charging the riot police line.
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naked dude looks pretty shopped
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not shopped. from Reuters' best photos of 2012. there are a bunch of other photos of the dude running around if you search for 'em on the web. its from one of the many riots in athens.
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I thought about starting a thread specifically for pictures of cool dads but instead I am just going to post this here
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haha. uncle j, i think that would be a great thread.
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lol
yeah start cool dads
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durex is so uncomfortable :(
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Looks like that's not the first condom they've shared together.
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Yeah, durex is the worst.
At least those boys know how to be safe.
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"Durex" is like naming your condom "RuffNTuff."
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Flak Jacket brand rubbers.
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"Ol Dirty Bastard, that n**ga fuck wit a napkin on his dick."
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Ha ha ha, nice play. And man, Connie is so FINE.
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That first incline would more than suffice.
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def the worst part
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super slow too
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just imagine the line!
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Imagining that cartoon transformed into a really real-world person that looks exactly that same is fucking creeping me out.
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It's giving me bone.
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guys, i don't think that sleeve is attached to her shirt
i think they make a nice couple
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what a premium rush!
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Classic WMDEEEEEEE move.
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lol
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That guy's show is insane, he carries all of his cat wrangling tools in a guitar case like a Cool Guy
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"it was like something out of a movie"
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Neat!
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whoa dude
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Throw a vintage Pendleton on that guy instead of the fur, and that could have been taken last night.
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Confession: I'm on my second pair of Reefs with the bottle opener soles.
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Henri Cartier Baller-son
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That is beautiful.
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Is it possible to wear out a gif?
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played once, recorded to tape
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whoah dip
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You just made my day
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those HiWatts give me a chub.
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savage clone knows what BALLER is!
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Yo Clone, who is that?
Bo Diddley picture is also rad.
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Robert Fripp
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Oh, that's a cool guy.
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Love the Bo Diddley pic.
Fripp also. Cool to see what I assume to be Frippertronics in action.
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What a bunch of dummies.
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Fuuuuck, never knew I needed a recessed living room before. Hello, new empty part of me to fill.
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Well, yeah, if instead of a flat screen and some couches, you had some crash mats or a ball pit, and some fucking quarter pipes up in there.
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make mine a mosh pit.
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Ball pits are even more of a germ-bomb than a toddler.
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Honestly, I think an awesome-looking house out in the woods with a comfortable living room and massive stereo is just fine. But I'm pretty easy to please.
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Passing the bong around that recessed living room with your buddies while watching James Bond would be the most baller thing ever.
or watching hockey. whatever works, really.
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YouTube videos of famous sports injuries.
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pl knows what up.
bong all full of iced perier.
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I'm an Apollinaris man, but I know what yr getting at.
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Those look like they would get awfully moist and stinky.
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Orbit, that is not nice. They are probably somebody's grandmothers.
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lol
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yuck.
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I liked the Beach Boys one better.
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can someone make me of of those black flag parody shirts that says bryan ferry?
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Singles ≠ Baller
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Make it rain for our dearly departed.
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bury me with my money
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I want crisp 2 dolla bills instead.
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*empties change-filled plastic novelty corona bottle into casket*
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When I die bury me inside the Gucci store
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When I die I wanna be buried in pajamas, with a big down comforter. Cozy style.
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My will demands goblets full of diamonds nestled in a bed of peacock feathers with me in a golden casket.
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I would like to be sealed in an oil drum and kicked into a quarry.
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Longboat and a torch.
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Catapult my lifeless body into the heavens.
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Leave my corpse to sexy necrophiliac bitches
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just dig me up and kiss me.
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cremate me and get Redman to smoke my ashes
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Take me to Disneyland
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I would pour your ashes in a Goofy suit.
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