New Labor presents: METAL SHOW! w/Nightosaur, Bible of the Devil, Doomstruck May 5th @ Hex

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Turlough's Axe
4/03/12 1:28 PM
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New Labor presents: METAL SHOW! with:
Nightosaur
Bible of the Devil (chicago)
and
Doomstruck

Saturday, May 5th
Hexagon Bar
10pm | 21+ | $free

FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY: New Labor has assembled a lineup of crushing rock'n'roll
music for your listening pleasure. Acting as the house band for the evening, New
Labor will open the show with a mini-set of decidedly not metal music PLUS: play
songs, perform "art", and host game show style challenges such as "Somebody
Else's Vacation Slideshow" and "Outdrink New Labor" between sets. Expect a lot
of stupidity, hilarity, audience participation, prizes and don't forget a whole barge
load of skull rattling metal!

Be there, dickfaces!
4/03/12 2:14 PM
zom-zom
4/03/12 2:19 PM
Turlough's Axe
4/03/12 4:04 PM
OMIGAWSH!
Mannyapolis
4/03/12 4:22 PM
whalehazard
4/03/12 4:38 PM
Turlough's Axe
4/10/12 9:09 AM
whalehazard
4/17/12 7:17 AM
My little brother is coming to this show. I bet he'll enjoy Bible of the Devil. I promised him I'd play golf with him that morning...it'll be my second time ever.
Turlough's Axe
4/17/12 10:33 AM
ALSO: This will be New Labor's second to last show.
Hemdo Village Mayor
4/17/12 2:38 PM
Turlough, is that related to whalehazard's golf experience?
Turlough's Axe
4/17/12 2:40 PM
Yes. The thought of whalehazard in plaid knickers has forced Sudz to quit.
Hemdo Village Mayor
4/17/12 2:41 PM
what would happen if I got him to dress in a nice white tennis skirt?
the Classical
4/17/12 2:49 PM
Turlough's Axe
4/17/12 10:33 AM ALSO: This will be New Labor's second to last show.


Really? Bummer, I feel bad I've only made it out to see you guys once. I will try to make it to this!
The YITH
4/17/12 2:51 PM
This show is gonna be so awesome.

Next one should be cool, too, except they got a couple of Northeast-livin' schlubs to DJ it.
princelumber
4/17/12 3:04 PM
damn I wish i wasn't playing across town this night.
Turlough's Axe
4/17/12 3:31 PM
Hemdo Village Mayor
4/17/12 2:41 PM

what would happen if I got him to dress in a nice white tennis skirt?


Mega reverse boners.
Albert
4/17/12 3:32 PM
that flier makes me want to shoot my self in the face .
Turlough's Axe
4/17/12 3:36 PM
Good! Now I know it's working.
4/17/12 3:54 PM
Classical: the final show is on June 2nd. More info later.
Albert
4/17/12 3:57 PM
<3
whalehazard
4/17/12 4:36 PM
Hemdo Village Mayor
4/17/12 4:43 PM
Multiple choice:
Which of the following images closest resembles whalehazard?

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whalehazard
4/17/12 9:34 PM
Wrong sport...but that's a trick question. All of the above. Although I am partial to C.
Turlough's Axe
4/20/12 3:32 PM
This is part of Bible of the Devil's tour for the release of their new full length record, For the Love of Thugs and Fools".

Check out a brief preview of the record and stream a song here.

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4/20/12 3:34 PM
Wow, that was some bad talkin'. This show is part of Bible's tour in support of their new record, "For the Love of Thugs and Fools".
4/25/12 8:44 AM
Another write-up on Bible's New Record
Hemdo Village Mayor
4/25/12 11:27 AM
CINCO DE METAL!

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4/25/12 11:27 AM
squashcore
4/25/12 11:36 AM
bible of the devil's Ol' Girl is the catchiest metal pop song ever. also one of their guitar players has the most amazing leather vest ever!
Turlough's Axe
4/26/12 9:39 AM
Yeah, Nate's vest is pretty nice. I've got a feeling this new record is going to be a huge catchy metal/rock pop monster. Very excited to pick it up.
squashcore
4/26/12 1:57 PM
oh yeah nate! that's his name. its just, like, the perfect size leather american flag i've ever seen. i wish it were mine!

last time they were here i made them stay at my place just so i wouldn't have to cab home from the turf club. then we all shotgunned beers in my bedroom, but i didn't have a key or anything handy so i just bit into the side of my beer can and got beer and blood all over the place. nice fellas.
whalehazard
4/26/12 2:48 PM
Those guys are all awesome dudes. This is gonna be a sweet party.
I hope this guy shows up.
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Turlough's Axe
4/26/12 2:50 PM
What manner of fanciful drink-producing contrivance hath he wrought?!
whalehazard
4/26/12 6:49 PM
I don't know, but I bet when he's done with that contraption he'll order one of these from Dominoes.

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The YITH
4/26/12 8:34 PM
I'mma be at this.

Got a wedding, wedding reception, and anther show to go to beforehand, but I'mma be at this, ready for METAL.

Fuck yeah.
Hemdo Village Mayor
4/26/12 9:30 PM
This is for you YITH:

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get out
4/26/12 10:55 PM
That guy is so NUTS! I wish I knew him. I can't tell if he has a limp devil horns or he's resting his chin on continually devil horned hands.
Turlough's Axe
4/27/12 10:18 AM
Hint: Know the lyrics to Police Truck.
Hemdo Village Mayor
5/01/12 11:00 AM
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this is on saturday
Turlough's Axe
5/01/12 3:03 PM
That cartoon is the best thing I just saw!
Hemdo Village Mayor
5/01/12 3:08 PM
whalehazard
5/01/12 4:25 PM
Hemdo Village Mayor
5/01/12 6:18 PM
Turlough's Axe
5/03/12 9:55 AM
Two more days!

It's a busy weekend for rock shows, but nowhere else will you get the chance to narrate Somebody Else's Vacation Slide Show! Or sing Police Truck with New Labor.
5/03/12 11:02 AM
also: ROCK VIDEO TIME!!!
whalehazard
5/03/12 11:03 AM
Turlough's Axe
5/03/12 11:05 AM
Hemdo Village Mayor
5/03/12 9:32 PM
Hey Turlough, you're crampin' my style, if I hotlink Nightosaur, I always link it to this
5/05/12 10:10 AM
Turlough's Axe
5/05/12 5:19 PM
The YITH
5/06/12 12:09 AM
Bible of the Devil is cool because it's the first band to feature Eddie Vedder and Scott Ian playing dual guitars together.
5/06/12 1:41 AM
Just arrived home in a Vishnu-driven cab.

This is where I out you as having been at this show:

Mannyap and RandiFountain- I greeted you wordlessly because Manny's mouth was filled with Heggies. Shave a dour.
5/06/12 1:46 AM
Just arrived home in a Vishnu-driven cab.

This is where I out you as having been at this show:

Mannyapolis and RandiFountain- I greeted you wordlessly because Manny's mouth was filled with Heggies. Shave a dour.

Did I spy boris parsley bellying up to the bar near the end?

Classical- you are too cool. Nice look tonight, Mr. Orton.

Drummer from Rape Door. You seem to have arrived too late for New Labor, despite having drawn "NEW LABOR" on your "modified" white shirt thing. You remain an enigma.

Princlumber. GOOD MEMORY, DUDE. Guy remembered me from like 5 years ago. You rock.


What a fun fucking show. WOW. New Labor kicks so much ass. Doomstruck really surprised me with how good they are. Fuck yeah. WOULD BUY AGAIIIIN.
Mannyapolis
5/06/12 1:46 AM
Great introduction! Also got to meet the distinguished and handsome PrinceLumber!
boris parsley
5/06/12 2:38 AM
'twas I/'twas us. Would have liked to have visited with you/Yith you. Still though it was fun for the entire time I was there. Everyone was having a blast. Plus: Princelumber! Plus: Death Mosque! Plus: RandiFountain and Mannyapolis!!
whalehazard
5/06/12 6:20 AM
WHOA! I'm going to be on time for work this morning...how the hell'd that happen? This ruled...I met Princelumber! Thanks for coming out, nerds.
princelumber
5/06/12 2:13 PM
yes this was a fine evening topped off with surprise Parsley sighting. Good times!! Good to meet all you folks and good to see some sweet music. Wish my band had been on that bill!
Turlough's Axe
5/06/12 3:27 PM
Boy did I drink a lot of tequila! Good fun, friends!
the Classical
5/07/12 11:34 AM
I ended up not being able to stay as long as I hoped but it was fun while I was there, New Labor should "host" more shows.
Turlough's Axe
5/07/12 1:59 PM
Hey, they are Doomstruck
they're fucking criminals!
they'll take your wallet
they'll fuck your wife!
yeah it's Doomstruck
just look at them
they are criminals
I don't trust 'em
they are Doomstruck!
5/07/12 1:59 PM
Bible of the Devil
are fucking criminals!
they'll take your wallet
they'll fuck your wife!
Bible of the Devil
just look at them
they are criminals
I don't trust 'em
Bible of the Devil!
5/07/12 2:00 PM
Hey, they are Nightosaur
they're fucking criminals!
they'll take your wallet
they'll fuck your wife!
yeah it's Nightosaur
just look at them
they are criminals
I don't trust 'em
they are Nightosaur!
princelumber
5/07/12 6:22 PM
hahaha I loved the intro songs!!

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