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WHY NOT?
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Better than onstage I suppose.
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i would never try to mow a stage, ZZ.
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except with your tasty guitar licks
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you are bold, Soapy. too bold?
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my body is not a prop for yr jokes. i desire keeping my mexico tan. i'll laugh at you pasty sacks when it's beach season in a month or two.
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i think my lawn will appreciate "the show".
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moon your grass! show the blades who's boss!
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that idea has some legs!
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I am not quite ready to subject my neighbors to my shirtlessness, but I will discreetly eat lunch in my backyard sans shirt.
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i'm gonna leave work early to spy on shirtless tears.
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he should come to our potluck shirtless
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address?
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I'll be there with my camera.
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whoah, this is happening right now.
tears doesn't fuck around.
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take YOUR shirt off and just trail behind him while he mows.
totally freak out the neighbors.
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mr. tears
5/02/12 10:59 AM
that idea has some legs!
---If yr not mowing carefully and with the proper attire, that idea might have a thing OR TWO up on you, young man.
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wear nipple guards, Tears. Those blades of spring grass are sharp.
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that idea has some nipples!
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"Mow the lawn."
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What's the trim status?
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i hope you have a toothpick too.
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VS lol!
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pitpat
5/02/12 11:37 AM
take YOUR shirt off and just trail behind him while he mows.
totally freak out the neighbors.
I did one better on the freak out continuum, I went out in my bathrobe with a cup of coffee and a cigarette and just watched.
The neighbors threw cartons of bibles and gallons of mimosa's over the fence before barring their doors and boarding their windows.
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Please call me up the next time a party like this breaks out, Hemdo. I will come wearing a blaze orange hat and a shooting vest.
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I'll bring the whiskey and leather.
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ok, it's done. what else can i do with my shirt off now? might do some dishes.
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go to the batting cages, practice bunting
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hahahaha to both of you!
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Confess.
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Crisco, trash bags. Water free Slip N Slide.
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Nice day for shirtlessness!
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Wear sunscreen
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is he done?
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probably not.
the tears/hemdo/boosh compound sits on many acres.
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I'd be proud of my tropical tan during the Minnesota spring, too. Serve me tacos while shirtless, dude.
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Nothing goes better with a deep Mexican tan than a heavy gold chain around your neck.
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It really seems like you and The Stallion should mow your lawn together. He'd stop every so often to kick the air.
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How long can your lawn grow before the city tells you to stop?
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I don't know but it'd be really funny if they told you to "stop" when you're lawn got too long. You could be like "I did".
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your
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Vertical Suplex
5/02/12 11:47 AM
What's the trim status?
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Add it to the list of reasons why VS is one of my favorite posters 'round here. Dude's got timing down pat.
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And a sick fuck, which helps tremendously.
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When I turn 50 I'm going to get a tattoo across my stomach in gangsta font that reads: "GET OFF MY LAND"
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sometimes on nice days i walk shirtless the 2 miles home down nicollet avenue. no one ever messes with me.
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Next time you do this you should let your neighbors know that in lieu of direct gifts of gratitude they should donate to your favorite charities. What are you going to do with all those fruit baskets? They go bad you know.
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you could start a webcam site that just shows you smushing the rotten fruit with your bare feet.
tons of dudes are into that shit.
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Jackie- the city will generally let you know when by giving you or the landlord a citation. Back in the "college days" - we let our yard grow pretty wild and tried to convince the city employee that dropped off the citation that we were growing a nature preserve.
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i LIKE mowing the lawn.
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me too! i miss it.
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sweeping, mowing, mopping, waxing.... love em all!
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I use an acoustic mower.
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word, me too.
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FANCY
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I need to get it sharpened. Rex hardware used to do it.. anyone know of mower-sharpeners?
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Welna.
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Our front yard is a steep, short hill. Cutting the grass with our accoustic sucks (not to mention, the mower does kind of a lousy job, even with recently-sharpened blades). I'd love to have a powered mower. airloom scored one, but I can't get it started.
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That mower came from Uncle George, we should ask him if there's a trick to it or something.
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Get a goat.
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welna 1 sharpens for sure, not sure about welna 2
$15 -ish I think?
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Welna 2 does as well.
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swags are you sure
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I have had mine made sharp at Welna II. Is that broad ever wrong?
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i have a powered mower in the garage but i don't know how to work it. one day i sat and looked at it for 10 minutes but that wasn't enough to make it start.
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It might have worked if you were mowing with a goat.
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Mind over mower.
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The one we have is a two-stroke, no less. How do you measure the gas:oil ratio correctly?
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Some are oil-injection, otherwise it should say how much to mix somewhere.
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Baaaaad joke.
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50:1, but I guess I have to figure out how much the tank holds first.
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Mix it in a gas can, that's what the pros do.
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this sounds much too complicated. i'm sticking with the acoustic.
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orbit, you can get pre-measured thangs of oil for 2 strokes that you just pour into a gallon of gas. (2 packs for 2 gallons, etc).
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Mix it in a gas can, that's what the pros do.
That would make too much sense for me.
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I had an acoustic one for 9 years. A nice one. One that was sharpened regularly.
It sucked, so I went gas, and I'm glad I did.
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Big baby.
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Luddite fossil.
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Why don't you get a riding mower, or better yet, just pour gas on your "lawn" and set it on fire?
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Why don't you take your steampunk whirly-gig and go mow your useless gray balls?
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gas mower forever. fuck the haters. u mad.
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We have a Toro w/a rechargable battery that I love. Our yard now is big enough that we need a riding mower, but still use it for getting the edges.
Actually, Mrs. Low does. Cause she mows the lawn.
Not with her shirt off, though.
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Soon we will have no lawn at all. They are a waste of space that can be used for productive plants, growing food, herbs etc. So glad to have dug up most of it, there is still a small patch at the side of the house. Less water gets used, more wildlife appears and we have currants, gooseberries, raspberries, strawberries and lots of herbs.
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Don't forget the sardine patch!
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Darn tootin'
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I'm bumping this thread because I have a reel mower to sell to one of you hippies. Hung on to it after selling my house but the landlords at my new place take care of all the yard work. pm your best offer if you want it.
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And I sold it. Whoo!
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buyer has to wear a tie dye shirt while mowing
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NO COMMENT
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how can he justify cutting those helpless blades of grass?
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NATURES JUST GOTTA GROW MAAANNNN
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what kind of fascist tells the grass it's gotta stop growing, maaaannnnnn
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Was it tears?
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I saw Tears sitting at a stoplight yesterday. Almost didn't recognize him with a shirt on.
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i think i saw Slee ZZ mowing his lawn with his shirt off yesterday!
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Busted.
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i wore 2 shirts when i mowed the lawn yesterday
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Why did you steal my shirt?
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haha i bet adam has a lawn mowing "outfit"
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so what if i do?
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You can steal my pants next time. I'm gonna one up tears and mow nude.
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dude what if a rock comes flying out!
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I'll feel sorry for the rock.
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appropriate bump. i'm going to do this soon and was coming here to bump this.
if mowing nude is what it takes to be one up, you can have it.
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I DARE YOU
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I'm contemplating mowing the lawn with my shirt off today while protestors look on and get horny.
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i'm probably gonna mow the lawn when i get home from work.
i'll likely leave the shirt on.
sorry, brahs.
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i mowed with a shirt on yesterday
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Paired with a skort or short pants? Or no bottoms?
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Porky piggin' it
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bump. it's been awhile. my lawn is like 3 feet tall right now.
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I will be looking for your bare torso durring my afternoon commute.
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I'm going to do this today. Weed-Whacking though, mostly. Uh heh heh heh.
My yard is a jungle and you cannot see me from the street.
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i need a stupid weed whacker thingy.
and some sort of stone border or something to separate the grass from the garden.
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I saw a dude mowing his lawn without a shirt on. He had much bigger tits than me just a swayin' to and fro, cheerily jiggling with every step he took. But am I allowed to mow the lawn with my shirt off? NOOOOOOooooo. NOT FAIR. ON BOTH COUNTS. >:(
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I get lazy with my weed whacking because of the extension cord unraveling process
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Oh man I know. I need two extension cords to reach everything.
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Zsa zsa, if you build a tiny wall, can you please dress your dogs as East German border guards?
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In South Haven, MI, there is a guy that "mows his lawn" every day like this. He videotapes himself constantly to have footage in case people harass him.
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haha. WOW! That's some fucking moxie.
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i got a CORDLESS weed whacker, brahs.
step your game up.
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I got a CHAINLESS weed wacker.
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I'll be performing the act today sans top.
My lawn could compete with the approach on 17 at Pebble Beach. I intend on keeping it that way.
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Mrs. Low will be out on the tractor today in her standard-issue overalls. Not sure if she wears a shirt with them. She does, however, wear a big, floppy hat.
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Hahahahaha
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I saw Pussy Implement at the Entry back in '98.
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I mean "you" city slickers.
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Glad you left the chains on IN CASE YOU GET STUCK IN THE FUCKING GRASS.
wink nudge
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Hahaha.
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Actually, any minute now, I'm going to RUN with my shirt off, which is tacky as SHIT, THEN mow with my shirt off.
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"pussy implement" is killing me
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Like, literally or figuratively?
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jeezus I just left the chains on that tractor all the time, it is a massive pain in the ass to put those things on. Like a two man 5 hour project.
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I'm gonna have some sex with my shirt off.
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must be bear season.
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Now circle around children and let me tell you The Tale of the Rutting Sasquatch.
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